We remember you to. We remember your everyday complaining about everything including your accusation of theft from your room. We remember you, your girlfriend and the two children. We remember your refusal to move to a suite at no charge and we remember your inability to settle your complete account upon exiting. We remember our cleaning staff reporting after you left finding what would appear to be drug paraphernalia left in the room where children could have been.
We would ask you to please choose another lodging in the beautiful community of Fort Nelson should you return. By the way the pool is open and as usual is beautiful after we did our yearly paint job.
By the way it's called the Fort Nelson Motor Hotel. We were wondering if you are sure of exactly where you stayed?